- shepard: hi guys! i'm back from the dead lmao. no but seriously my mangled corpse was brought back to life by cerberus. i'm the only human being to have ever been resurrected like this, i'm literally space jesus. i could single-handedly prove or disapprove the idea of life after death. go on ask me about it :)
- literally every other character in the game: omg you're with cerberus :o
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